Song Diagram Silliness!

[sharelle]

This is the best thing I’ve seen in ages! (I only wish the part of me that loves to diagram sentences had thought of it first!) Found through cleolinda, Songs in list format!

Brilliantly addicting! I’ve gotten nothing else done so far this afternoon! (Yay!)


She Bangs

Things you should tell me:
* your name
* your sign
* the news

You:
* blow me off like it’s all the same
* switch sides like a Gemini
* wear me out like a pair of shoes

What she does:
* bangs
* moves
* looks like a flower
* stings like a bee
* walks like she talks
* talks like she walks

Who, historically, she is like:
* every girl

What the woman’s got on her mind:
* one thing



And another one . . . .

Things I’ve made:
* up my mind

Things I ain’t wasting:
* no more time

Where I’m going:
* here
* on my own
* again

The street I walk along:
* lonely
* of dreams
* the only road I’ve ever known

How I was born to walk:
* like a drifter
* alone


I haven’t read nearly all the comments and contributions yet (almost 1400, wow!), so I’m not sure if I’ve used songs that have already been done, but this format seems to be funniest when used with the cheesiest lyrics and these were the first I thought of.

Hee!

EDIT: Some of my favorites so far:

- Baby Got Back
- Devo!
- Salt-N-Peppa
- Flash! AaahhAaahh!
- What I wouldn't do for love...
- Too Sex-ay
- Harvey
- Sharp-Dressed Man
- Shoop
- What to do where you are: Stand.
- BATMAN!
- How his hair looked: Perfect.
- Badger, badger, badger.
- I am, I am.

Comments

And another...

[sharelle.livejournal.com]

Who we are:
* Men
* Manly men
* Men in tights
* Butch

What we may look like:
* Sissies
* Pansies

What you should do:
* Watch what you say

What you should not do:
* Look at us wrong

What kind of tights are they?
* Tight