Song Diagram Silliness!
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sharelleThis is the best thing I’ve seen in ages! (I only wish the part of me that loves to diagram sentences had thought of it first!) Found through ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
cleolinda, Songs in list format!
Brilliantly addicting! I’ve gotten nothing else done so far this afternoon! (Yay!)
She Bangs
Things you should tell me:
* your name
* your sign
* the news
You:
* blow me off like it’s all the same
* switch sides like a Gemini
* wear me out like a pair of shoes
What she does:
* bangs
* moves
* looks like a flower
* stings like a bee
* walks like she talks
* talks like she walks
Who, historically, she is like:
* every girl
What the woman’s got on her mind:
* one thing
And another one . . . .
Things I’ve made:
* up my mind
Things I ain’t wasting:
* no more time
Where I’m going:
* here
* on my own
* again
The street I walk along:
* lonely
* of dreams
* the only road I’ve ever known
How I was born to walk:
* like a drifter
* alone
I haven’t read nearly all the comments and contributions yet (almost 1400, wow!), so I’m not sure if I’ve used songs that have already been done, but this format seems to be funniest when used with the cheesiest lyrics and these were the first I thought of.
Hee!
EDIT: Some of my favorites so far:
- Baby Got Back
- Devo!
- Salt-N-Peppa
- Flash! AaahhAaahh!
- What I wouldn't do for love...
- Too Sex-ay
- Harvey
- Sharp-Dressed Man
- Shoop
- What to do where you are: Stand.
- BATMAN!
- How his hair looked: Perfect.
- Badger, badger, badger.
- I am, I am.
cleolinda, Songs in list format!Brilliantly addicting! I’ve gotten nothing else done so far this afternoon! (Yay!)
She Bangs
Things you should tell me:
* your name
* your sign
* the news
You:
* blow me off like it’s all the same
* switch sides like a Gemini
* wear me out like a pair of shoes
What she does:
* bangs
* moves
* looks like a flower
* stings like a bee
* walks like she talks
* talks like she walks
Who, historically, she is like:
* every girl
What the woman’s got on her mind:
* one thing
And another one . . . .
Things I’ve made:
* up my mind
Things I ain’t wasting:
* no more time
Where I’m going:
* here
* on my own
* again
The street I walk along:
* lonely
* of dreams
* the only road I’ve ever known
How I was born to walk:
* like a drifter
* alone
I haven’t read nearly all the comments and contributions yet (almost 1400, wow!), so I’m not sure if I’ve used songs that have already been done, but this format seems to be funniest when used with the cheesiest lyrics and these were the first I thought of.
Hee!
EDIT: Some of my favorites so far:
- Baby Got Back
- Devo!
- Salt-N-Peppa
- Flash! AaahhAaahh!
- What I wouldn't do for love...
- Too Sex-ay
- Harvey
- Sharp-Dressed Man
- Shoop
- What to do where you are: Stand.
- BATMAN!
- How his hair looked: Perfect.
- Badger, badger, badger.
- I am, I am.
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Okay, so I'm adding to my own meme!
Date: 2005-03-30 09:20 pm (UTC)What she has:
- * dumps
- - like a truck truck truck
- * thighs
- - like what what what
- * a butt butt butt
- - (that moves)
What I want you to let me see:
- * that thong
- * that tho-tho-tho-tho-thong
How often I'll make you sing it:
- * again
And another...
Date: 2005-03-31 12:01 am (UTC)* Men
* Manly men
* Men in tights
* Butch
What we may look like:
* Sissies
* Pansies
What you should do:
* Watch what you say
What you should not do:
* Look at us wrong
What kind of tights are they?
* Tight