Words, Words, Words.

(Seen throughout my flist today.)

( Name that Movie Villain quiz )

Hee!

Snagged from petzipellepingo:

( My Bountiful Descendants )

Not bad. I seem to have at least one four-armed, three-legged mutant child with a tail in my line. But since he still somehow manages to propagate the gene pool, I'd say it's all good! *G*

Spamming LJ one more time today because I couldn't resist the meme I found on makd's journal. I find the nuances of language and regional dialects to be like the crack cocaine rather fascinating. (Am still hoping to pursue that linguistics PhD someday.)

( My Linguistic Profile )

Snagged from both nessaelerrina and hurry_sundown. Probably wouldn't know it from the past few weeks I've been having, but I'd like to think that this is mostly true. *G*

sharelle is happy.

You're a rosy-cheeked ray of f'ing sunshine 24/7. I bet you smile a lot and little things don't get you down. Must be nice. Fuchsia's definitely your color.

brought to you by interim32. wanna know your lj's moodring color? enter your user name and hit the button. (discussion thread)

It's been a long week and tonight has been my first real opportunity to just sit and relax for more than five minutes. So it's no surprise that I would spend that time locating some truly bizarre stuff. Some of you might get a huge kick out of these:

- Apparently, Superman is a dick -- as is evident by this series of comic covers. I guess lots of people have known about these for a while (enough to crash the first site they were posted on because it was getting nearly 200 hits a second), but I'm usually slow when it comes to finding out about stuff like that. But, hey, I found it funny! Hope someone else does too!

- Cortney sent me the link to this site yesterday. Someone out there really likes eggs. A lot. The little animated episodes are funny, but the big fun lies, of course, in the Egg Song. Take all the necessary precautions before watching anything this site has to offer -- definite risk of sugar shock due to the sweetness of it all!

- And finally, a quiz. Normally, I take lots of these, but don't post the results. Something about this one just amused me. To arms, bat_cheva! ( Paris Hilton must be stopped! )

Tremble before my unnatural grasp of the English language. Fear that which my students fear . . .

Snagged from faith_of_borg, a ( Grammar Quiz )

My apparent supreme and omnipotent comprehension of syntax and language rules did not prevent me, however, from finding amusement in ( the lower end of the spectrum )

How utterly droll and barbarically humorous. Ha ha.

( I've certainly made some insatiable friends online! )

All ya had to do was ask, babe! *VBG*

A name, an age, and a dead Riley later . . . .

( I love that episode! )

But . . .

( Ohhh, this one's good too! )

Can't decide who I want to be today. (*dammit*)

Yet another random quiz. This one is particularly apropos at the end of the school year.

Hot, stuffy classroom on the third floor . . . no ventilation . . . constantly whining students . . . principal screwed up my final exam schedule . . . backlog of papers to correct . . . ( BOOM!! )